The ERRORISM STRIKES BACK....

**Alex** · March 26th, 2002, 11:56 PM

Numerous corporations have finally achieved fiscal responsibility and are forging a Stock Market Rebound that has Wall Street celebrating the end of current Economic Doldrums.

"We don't fix things anymore!" Shajeero Kannofixxe of SONNY corporation exclaimed.
"It was really hurting the bottom line, and it was very unfair to our investors."

The new practice has taken all of Wall Street by storm.

"Why fix things? Fixing things just harms our economy and prevents our Research and Development teams from creating new product", chimed in DonMeWong, President of Catatonic Industries. "We're slightly ahead of our time with this new innovation".

Wall Street agrees, fixing anything is a bummer and hurts the bottom line. Wall Street Analysts are shaking their heads trying to figure out why no one thought of this sooner.

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**La Luna Unita** · March 27th, 2002, 12:49 AM

WHERE the HELL did this come from, Alex???

Good lord...

Oh, and did anyone else pay attention to the 10,000% increase in the value of Shell, now that it bought (oh, who was it? I think...) Penzoil, or someone like that? Went from something like 56 cents to 53 dollars today.

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May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose

**Alex** · March 27th, 2002, 12:56 AM

Ok, I made it up....

But did I really?

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**soulfilms** · March 27th, 2002, 06:10 AM

i think you have turned into a flower power, tree hugging global anarchy, revoltist.

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PostModern Pollution

**Alex** · March 27th, 2002, 06:29 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by soulfilms:
i think you have turned into a flower power, tree hugging global anarchy, revoltist.
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Or a flower power, tree hugging global anarchist.

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